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Reaching Every Body Amsterdam in writing

There is one address and everything runs through it. Write the awkward line into the message rather than rehearsing it for the doorway, and the hour arrives already arranged around it.

Accuracy is the first argument for writing, and it is a better one than discretion. An address, a floor, a lift or no lift, an hour, a length, a format and a sentence about your own frame are seven pieces of information, and seven pieces of information spoken aloud at eleven at night reliably lose two of themselves. Typed, they sit in a thread that both sides can read back, which is also why a figure quoted in writing is a figure nobody argues about afterwards.

The second argument is the one this practice was built on. A sentence like the bed in this room is shorter than I am, or I have gained a lot of weight and I am nervous about it, is genuinely hard to say to a stranger. Typed into a message it costs almost nothing, and once it is typed the hour is arranged around it before anyone knocks. Guests who leave it unsaid tend to spend the first twenty minutes managing it instead of enjoying the session, which is a poor use of an hour they paid for.

No number is published on this domain yet, so no number appears anywhere in this copy and none is borrowed from a neighbouring site. The written address is contact@bodytobodymassageinamsterdam.com, and that is the only route in. A reply tells you whether the person you named has room at the hour you asked for, what applies, and what the room will need. It does not offer somebody else instead.

Before you write, two things are worth having ready: the building, meaning hotel, apartment, floor, lift, and the bed, meaning roughly how long and how solid. Those two answers shape more of the arrangement than the format does. The booking page sets out the order the messages run in, the roster carries every figure, and everyone involved at either end is twenty-one or over.

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Written enquiries, in English, at any hour of the clock

Say which door she is coming to

Give the building or the district, the hour you want her there and how long for. Anything about your own body that changes how the room should be set goes in the same message, and it is read as a practical note rather than as an apology.

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Longer questions go to contact@bodytobodymassageinamsterdam.com, which is read more slowly than a booking thread.